I already know how to do all kinds of neat things. I will sit, lay down, shake your hand, give you a high five, look at you, and touch your hand with my nose when you say, 'Touch.' If I am running around and you say, 'Come,' I will, and I will touch your hand with my nose. If you say, 'Front,' I will sit right in front of you. If you say, 'Heel,' I will sit on your right side. If you say, 'Bang,' I will lay on my side and play dead. If you say, 'Target,' I will touch wherever you are pointing with my nose and paw. If you say, 'Backup,' I will. If you say, 'With me...let's go,' when we are walking, I will go with you. If I am sitting or laying down and you tell me to, 'Stay,' I will until you tell me, 'Okay.' I will wait for you to walk through a door first. I will even sit down and wait until you tell me it's okay to eat. If we are walking and you stop, I will sit right down. I have even learned two new things this week. You see, I love to give kisses and if you just point to your cheek, I will give you a big, sloppy, wet one. I also like to see people but now, I will wait until he tells me to say, 'Hi,' before I go over to get loved on. I also learned this thing called place. It's where he puts something on the ground, points at it, and says, 'Place.' I go and sit on it and he gives me something yummy. Did I mention that I love yummy things? I know some more stuff too but I want to save some for later. I can't give you the whole pie all at once. I want you to come back for more. I just don't know why I know all of this stuff and no one wants me. I really am a good boy. I just need to work on a few things. I will tell you something funny that I did to this new guy. Like I said before, I really like him. I like to lay beside him where he goes to sleep at. Well, we were on that thing (bed) and he was sitting up so I sat right beside him. Well, he surprised me and brought out these round, red, really smelly (a good smelly) things (pepperoni). I couldn't help myself. My lips started watering. I mean a lot. I really wanted one of those. He had these things on his face (glasses) and my mouth was watering so much that it was dripping out. Especially after he gave me a taste. Well, I flopped my head from side to side and that stuff from my mouth went everywhere. It went all over his face and covered those things on his face. He just laughed and said that I just hooched him, whatever that means (The movie Turner and Hooch). Anyway, I got the rest of that round stuff and I will do whatever he wants for some of those. They are my favorite. Stay tuned for next week. I will be back. I am determined to do whatever it takes to find someone to give me a home.